Uncle Mike

Uncle Mike has a cool tattoo
A big bald head
And a goatee too.

Big as a giant
And strong as an ox
He can pick me up like sugar pops.

He's funny and silly
And bought me some juice
And a donut at dunkin'
And gave me a boost.

I like Uncle Mike
And you'd like him too.
With his bald head and goatee
And awesome tattoo.

Uncle Mike

Uncle Mike has a cool tattoo
A big bald head
And a goatee too.

Big as a giant
And strong as an ox
He can pick me up like sugar pops.

He's funny and silly
And bought me some juice
And a donut at dunkin'
And gave me a boost.

I like Uncle Mike
And you'd like him too.
With his bald head and goatee
And awesome tattoo.

Uncle Joe

My Uncle Joe, he has a beard
And you may think it's very weird
To have hair growing on your face
At such a really awesome pace.

But me? I love it 'cause it's grand
To feel it tickle on my hand.
And kisses they feel oh so funny
'Cause his face is like a bunny.

Grandpa has a fur-face too
Sometimes it makes me go "Achoo"!
But overall, I think it's fine
'Cause they both love me and they're MINE!

Uncle Joe

My Uncle Joe, he has a beard
And you may think it's very weird
To have hair growing on your face
At such a really awesome pace.

But me? I love it 'cause it's grand
To feel it tickle on my hand.
And kisses they feel oh so funny
'Cause his face is like a bunny.

Grandpa has a fur-face too
Sometimes it makes me go "Achoo"!
But overall, I think it's fine
'Cause they both love me and they're MINE!